Portal: No Escape

Wow. THIS IS THE COOLEST!

Top Ten Videos of All-Time... Until I can remember some better ones.

OK, I don't need to try and be something I am not because this is about MY top ten... Kinda like MY women in music list. I hope YOU enjoy them.

THE FIRST FIVE. NUMBERED BUT IN NO ORDER, SORTA.

1. This may be my favorite... Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

2. OK GO. This too shall pass.

3. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Dani California

4. Johnny Cash. Hurt.

5. System of a Down. Chop Suey.

Top Ten Videos of All-Time... Part Two.

AS WE CONTINUE...

6. Gorillaz. Clint Eastwood.

7. Weird Al. White and Nerdy.

8. Tool. Sober.

9. Dirty Vegas. Days Go By.

10. Scissor Sisters. I Don't Feel Like Dancing.

Click On This...

I'm not usually a big fan of commercials, but I love these two. Click-Click gets you two laughs... OK, at least a smile.

Sun Drop!

Now reach for a Heinie... I mean Heineken.

My Best Friends and Favorite Family Members of ALL TIME.

OK, the only rule here is I can never have actually met this person so for friends I gotta go with Paul McCartney... and as we are all part of the family of man, I gotta go with Paul, once again, in the family category.

And, since you are here, check out some more of my blog if you'd like. ;)

My Top 10 Keurig Cup's of Coffee... In order even...

1. Tully's KONA blend
2. Van Houtte'S Kenya Kilimandjaro
3. Tully's French Roast
4. Green Mountain's Golden French Toast
5. Emeril's Big Easy Intense
6. Caribou Blend
7. Donut Shop Original
8. Gloria Jean's Butter Toffee
9. Newman's Own Extra Bold Special Blend
10. Folgers Lively Colombian

In need to give Green Mountain's Holiday Blend and Nantucket Blend Honorable mentions...

And that's how it is as of tonight, but I am open to suggestions.

Jaxson Boxley Edward Johnson

Happy Birthday Buddy. You're the big TWO now!

My newest subscription, and it's not...

...porn! SHE IS MY NEW FAVORITE AND ONE FUNNY GIRL!!! (and the porn title is having fun with the Utah Porn post below...)

Will It Be Funny Then?

People have fun making fun of other people, like homosexuals, mentally retarded or... DEAF PEOPLE. I will be deaf one day and wonder if those who know me and do it now will still think it's funny then, you know, when I'm deaf? I've done rotten things and I do rotten things in the eyes of some, so I can't cast a stone... But making fun of other's difficulties never was my cup of tea...

The Sounds Of Silence

What a depressing day. I really am losing my hearing hard and fast. I am so sick of saying what? all the time. I don't know what to do...